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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on CBS

For all the interest CSI (Thursdays, 9:00 p.m. ET) has drawn to the world of forensic science, the long-running franchise has also exposed viewers to some pretty kinky stuff over the years.  Take one of the series’ most controversial recurring characters, the dominatrix Lady Heather, whom Detective Grissom seeks out whenever a murder involving bondage/sado-masochism occurs (usually around Sweeps Week).  The episode that aired on April 1^st was another prime example of CSI’s fetish for fetishes.  The episode definitely contained some sexually indescent content that earned CSI the title of Worst TV Show of the Week.

After a female event-planner is found dead on the loading dock of a bustling casino/hotel, the investigative team visits the show in which she ejected an unruly male patron.  Ray and Nick enter the expo hall where a private lingerie show is being held.  Models in various skimpy costumes – cheerleader, French maid, teacher, soldier, etc. – stand next to racks of vacuum-sealed panties.  A young woman with a teddy bear held against her crotch asks Nick as she sticks her rear out, "What do you think about these?  I slept in them all night."  Nick doesn’t quite know what to think. The host of the show, Lon, approaches Ray and asks, “You looking for sweet or sour?”  Ray doesn’t understand the question.  Lon concludes, “You must be a musk man.  Have I got the perfect model for you.”  Ray and Nick don’t understand why some of the panties have price-tags of $1800 or more.  Finally, a male buyer opens the sealed pack and takes a good long whiff.  Nick is disgusted when he realizes that used underwear is being sold for its scent. 

Nick and Ray interrogate the man, Clint Pudder, who they suspect killed the event planner.

Nick: "Mr. Pudder, you've got quite a collection of women’s panties in your hotel room.  Did you buy all of those at the show?"

Pudder: "Yes, and I would have bought more.  That's why I came to Vegas."

Ray: "Well, you must have been angry when Sasha Katsaros kicked you out."

Pudder: "She had no right."

Nick: "Yeah, is that why you killed her?"

Pudder: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Ray: "Someone killed Sasha Katsaros, Mr. Pudder.  Whoever did, took her panties."

Nick: "You'd better hope we don't find her underwear in your little collection."

A possible flashback depicts Pudder throwing Sasha down a flight of stairs and pulling her panties off of her dead body.

Pudder: "I would never go to a loading dock, those places smell horrible.  And anyway - Miss K …not my type."

Ray: "So what is your type?"

Pudder :"When it comes to the chamber of Venus, I have a very sophisticated palate.  A woman's aroma is [inhales deeply] it's complex, and when all the conditions are just right, there's nothing to compare.  Look, why don't you just talk to that charlatan Lon Rose.  He'll tell you, I only bought off of one model, Brenda.  After all the money I dropped on her last year, I slipped a pair off her last night. I’d earned it."

Pudder says that he arranged for another buyer to buy out Brenda’s entire table and he spent the rest of the night "blissed out" in his hotel room.

Nick: "Holed up in your hotel room with a bunch of women's panties is not an alibi."

Pudder: "If you'd ever tried it, you'd know it was."

Countless viewers have been turned-on to forensic science since CSI hit the airwaves, as the ballooning number of forensic-science programs at colleges and universities attests.  Given the show’s penchant for risqué storylines, it is clear CSI has no qualms about turning-on its viewers to other arcane subjects as well.

For graphic sexual content CSI: Crime Scene Investigation has been named Worst TV Show of the Week.